I’m so excited for this post right now, like you don’t even know.
My brother is almost 10 years old, and he did this by complete force. I recorded this on my phone, so what he says will be in bold, and what I say will be in normal text. 😛 My brother’s name is Matthew, he likes beans, and making fun of me.
Ok, Matthew, so who was my first doll?
Samantha…
No, You have three chances.
UM! Uh…Kit?
No.
Grace?
No. It was Molly.
AAGH! I-
Did you know that already?
NO! I don’t even really KNOW the names, you just gave me a card with random girly names on it.
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What is my blog’s name?
Agdollawesome.
WOW. You knew that??
Uh.. Yeah.
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*Hands him Emily* Who is this doll. W-What’s her name?
*Long silence*
Uh, silence? What is it?
Uh, Emily.
Wow good job!
I like beans, so that helped.
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What does AGSM stand for. A-G-S-M. So you know the first two is for American Girl.
American Girl super model?
*Laughter, like a lot.* NO! What is it?
Uh… American Girl Store Mall?
WHAT? Store Mall?!
Yes, store mall. American girl store mall. Wait, American Girl supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
NO.
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What does GOTY stand for?
Got A movie? I don’t know!
Ok, it’s Girl of-
Girl of the year!
Wow!
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How many dolls do I have?
I think it was.. 13?
No.
Um.. Is there one more?
No.
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*Hand him DK American Girl guide on GOTY section*
Which one do you think is the ugliest?
Um.. Saige COOPLAND *Notice how he says Coop-land*
Saige COPELAND?
Yeah.
You think she’s ugly?
Ya…
WHAT?
*points to Jess* Even uglier than her.
What? That’s Jess! Jess isn’t ugly!
Eew. She really ugly.
Matthew!
What? she is! She’s just REALLY ugly?
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*Gives him 30 seconds to look at GOTY section*
Now name 3.
Oh my GOSH!
Name em’
*gives him a bit more time*
Uh, Grace Thomas, Saige Coopland, And…. Jess. Ugly Jess.
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Flip to a random page.
THEES ONE. *Flips to index. Flips to table of contents. Flips to very back blank page. Flips to cover*
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This looks the same as what that doll has on. *points to Maryellen’s ice skating outfit and Maryellen’s meet dress.*
No. Those are not the same.
YESSS THEY ARRREEE!
No. They don’t match!
well maybe she has it under.
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*Points to Kanani*
What state is she from?
What?
What state?
HAWAII.
What state do you think she’s from? *points to Lea*
uhllll…Florida?
No. She from Missouri.
OH MY GOSH.
Where do you think Saige is from?
*In southern accent* Mon-tana
NO! She’s from New Mexico!
I give up.
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Who do you think is the prettiest?
None of them.
What? just pick a random one-
MMMM…. THIS ONE! *points to Marisol* Oh wait no…
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If American Girl ever made a boy doll would you buy it?
No.
Why not?
Because it’s a doll.
Why?
It’s so FREAKY! *points to Lea’s cat* Like that thing!
That’s a cat!
IT’S SO FREAKYYYY!
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*Flips to Julie’s page* EEEW! IT’S A FREAKY HIPPIE DOLL AND SHE’S SITTING IN AN EGG! UH BLECK, BLOO, BLAA.
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Ok, so we’re done Matthew. What do you want to say to my readers?
Eeh.. I don’t know why you guys buy these things. They’re just freaky dolls. They’re not entertainment. Just freaky, freaky dolls.
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Yeah so… That happened. Leave a comment with your favorite joke, and reblog to pread the word! Saige COOPLAND. XD
-Sam
Haha this is hilarious! Awesome post!
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Thanks! Do you have a favorite part? ❤
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LOLOL! That was SO funny! Typical boy. XD
~Jaclynn~
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Yes, typical BROTHER too. XD
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This is so funny! My brother might actually know some stuff, so I should do a video of him answering questions!
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Totally !
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You should totally do that! Thanks! American Girl Super Model?
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lol! Great post! It was hilarious!! Your brother actually knows some stuff about AG… I was surprised when he could name some of the dolls. 🙂 Bella 🙂
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I know! Thanks! I literally gave him a post it with all my dolls names on it and asked him to recite them… XD
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Haha!! 🙂
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Lol, that was so funny! How did you get your brother to do this with you? My brother would be like “I’m bored I don’t wanna do this anymore.”
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Thanks! It was basically complete boredom and force… XD
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Ha ha ha ha ha! I literally laughed out loud when I read this. This is SEW funny! Would it be ok if I did something like this with my little sisters? I could leave a link to your post. My favorite part was the AGSM mix up. American girl super model? American girl store mall? 😂 Thanks for making my day!
•Izzy•
sewsweetdollies.wordpress.com
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Yess, American girl supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? You could totally do this! Just be sure to give credit. ;P
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I agree Jess is ugly, I don’t know why we buy them. I just use them as characters to write stuff since people like pictures!! XD They do creep me out especially at night.
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HAHA! This comment made my brother pump his fist. XD
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XD
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Not my brother! He’s almost 12 and he loves AG and playing it with me. He knows all the terms and all the doll names😄
🐰-Kiki-🐰
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Same! 😄 My little bro even wants an AG doll but my Dad would never let him in a million years. 😂
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That’s so funny! My brother just says when he grows up he’ll buy his daughter every thing AG 😀 When he was 7 he did want a My twin boy but my Dad said no 😉
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Hahaha! That’s awesome! 😄 LOL 😉
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Yes some little Girl in the future is going to be very spoiled 😉 Yeah 😀
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Hehehe 😉
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😉
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Hehe! When I got my first MyTwinn for Christmas when my brother was about 5, he cried because he was scared of it. XD
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That’s funny! My brother probably cried cause he couldn’t get one!
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Ha! My brother would throw it away, but I would dig it out of the trash. XD
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😄😄😄
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😂
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That is so cool! a girl can only hope… XD
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Yes!
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LOLOL! That was hilarious! Thanks for posting. I love the creativity of your posts – I’ve never read any posts like this! 😀
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Aww, thank you! It means so much to hear you say that, you have no idea!
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This was GREAT!! We all need to do this! I laughed out loud sooo many times!! How can he think Saige is ugly! WHat? REally!? Is there a way to save this post or bookmark it so I can do it to my sister when she comes home from NY in May? Or maybe I’ll just do it over the phone…
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Yes, when I showed this to my parents they cracked up! I KNOW, how can Saige Coopland be UGLY??
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THIS IS HYSTERICAL! I love that. Hey, do you mind if I do this with my younger brother? It’d be really funny. XD Also, I’ll refer to this and give you credit… I wish every blogger did this!
~ Light4theLord
https://dollsnall.blogspot.com
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Thanks you! Yes, you could totally do it! Just be sure to link back to this post, as I’m sure you’ll do. 😛
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This was so funny! Haha! I wish I had a brother, just so I could do this with him! ~Julia ❤
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Haha, trust me- sometimes I’d rather have a sister! XD
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Sisters are pretty awesome too (I’ve got several of each! 😀 And no, no step-siblings. 🙂 ) unless they’re under two and decide to destroy your doll room! 😀 Taken from experience, of course! XD
~ Light4theLord
https://dollsnall.blogspot.com
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That’s so cool! I’m the oldest out of my 7 cousins, 3 of them girls luckily, but the oldest is 5. The boys destroy my doll room too, all under 5 as well! It’s cute when one of them tries to brush the doll’s hair and love on her, I just have to let him sometimes! ❤
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Matthew, you are SOOO right, man. They’re creepy and don’t make sense AT ALL. *fist bump*
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Haha, love this! I’m not huge on AG, but I like reading about them. 😉
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LOL that was hilarious. Your brother seems to be opposed to dolls. 😛
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Haha, yes he is. ;P
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😂😂😂
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Haha! I like your brother… and I have to kind of agree with him on some things. I don’t think Jess is THAT ugly, because it’s the one I have…but I don’t really care a lot for AG dolls. I don’t mind them, but I kind of see his point! XD Haha! 😉 Seems like maybe him and I have a bit in common… Loved the:
If AG made a boy doll would you buy it?
NO!
Why not?
It’s a doll.
Haha! Yeah… that’s kind of me… 😉 I’d have to agree with you Matthew, *shakes hand*
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Hehe…. He asked me after if they creeped me out at night, but they’re at the foot of my bed so I don’t see them, I said no. XD
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Hahaha!! XD 😉 He sounds rather humorous… Like you. 😉
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Omg, I’ve been wanting to do this with MY bro for so long!!! This was hilarious.😂🍩
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Hehe, thanks! You should totally do this! 😛
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LOL! This was TOO FUNNY! Great post!! 😉
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Great post….from both of you!
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Thanks Grandma! ❤
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That was hilarious! All the same responses would have come from my younger brother too. 😉 Awesome job!
-Geeky_Girl ❤
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LOL! What a great idea – I loveloveloved this post! Brothers… XD
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LOL! Ugly Jess. That’s funny! My bro is actually pretty AG savvy.
-Morgan
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Haha! You must be lucky. ❤
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That’s hilarious! XD
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *gasp* SO FUNNY! I guess my theory that all brothers respond to AG dolls the same way is true! (I should know-I have THREE.) Although, when my brother and I were younger, he would sometimes play too!
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XD Yes, I guess boys are often not too happy to know that dolls exist. XD XD Thanks!
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**Dies laughing***
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XD
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RUDE. HOW IS JESS UGLY? XD JK JK! But stil, JESS IS GORGEOUS! Saige Coopland was HILARIOUS. I have NO brothers though. All sisters. Sometimes I wish I had a brother, I’m about to have a baby cousin that’s a boy though. Other than that, the only boy in my house is my dad.
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