The Parker family bounced along the neighborhood, eagerly awaiting the warm doll house…
Well, not all the Parker girls.
“Who wouldn’t Molly come to Olive Garden with us? It literally makes no sense! I thought she was planning to get married to the all you can eat breadsticks! And the unlimited amount of cheese you can put on your salad!” Lindsey gushed. Clearly, Molly wasn’t the only one who was in love with the food served at Olive Garden.
“She said something about needing to practice her skills, and I didn’t want to hear any more about it after that,” Magnolia shuddered at the thought of having an in depth conversation with Molly about her skills. Skills that probably involved easter eggs, lots of confetti, and purple sunglasses.
Kit patted her belly loudly, “All I know is that that ravioli…oof. So good but so bad…”
Grace, the one who was second in command when Emily was touring colleges al around California and wasn’t with the Parker family, made some very rare commentary.
She shivered, teeth chattering, “Geez, it’s so cold out here! Can’t wait to get outside!”
Kit continued, “Just so everyone knows… the bathroom will be occupied,”
“Kit!”
“What? Just an FYI!”
“Guys….” A ripple of “yeah?” and “What?” was murmered among the 11 other sisters.
“Uh…”
“Spit it out Gracie!!” Valerie needed to work on her patience…
“Do any of you have the keys?”
“YOU.” Amelia separated every word with a pause, “WERE. SUPPOSED. TO,” she whispered loudly into Grace’s ears, “bring. the. keys.”
“Graceieeeee,” Valerie fake whined, “we’re going to freeze!!”
“WAIT!” Lindsey screeched, and all eyes turned to her, “Why don’t we yell at Molly through the door!”
Without another word, the 11 sisters shouted in unison, “MOOOOOLLLYYYYYYY!”
Meanwhile…
“I KNOW PLACES WE CAN,” Molly whipped her hair like a true deranged pop star, “HIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIDE”
“Uggggh, I bet she’s rocking out again to her stupid Taylor Swift Music..”
Nora nodded. Ever since Last Summer , the two had been inseperable.
“WHAT did you just say?” Amelia started to make her way over to Kit with fists ready to defend her dear T Swizzle, but Lindsey blocked her way.
“BUT GUYS!” Elle screamed once again, “we need to plan our survival. We need to break into our own house.”
A moment of silence was rare in the family, but it happened right then.
Elle dumped the contents of the bag onto the concrete ground.
“Honestly Elle, why do you even pack a bag? We went on a family dinner not a scavenger hunt.”
Grace muttered after Nora was done, “Why would you need that moldy strawberry?
“Hey! You never know what you’ll face out here!”
“In the quiet suburbs of a small California city?”
“Downtown is only like half an hour’s drive from here!”
Valerie bent down and snatched the straightener, “Hey! This is mine!”
Amelia took one good look at Valerie’s curls, “Why would you need a straightener?”
“It was an as seen on tv ad…”
“That explains why it’s purple!”
“Hey! And this is my bowling ball!” Lindsey was becoming as bitter as the rest of the sisters, “I feel like I should hit someone with it…”
“And this is my favorite tennis racket! Seriously, do you just steal all our stuff and keep it in this bag?”
“Uhhh…. No?”
“Elle!”
Hazel picked up a domino, “Hey, we need to stop fighting! If we want to sleep in our beds tonight at all instead of this freezing weather, we need to break into our own house with a plan. And clearly not all of us are dressed appropriately for the weather.
Lindsey in her capri jeans and off the shoulder top with bare arms, “Darn right you are Hazel!”
While they made a plan…
“AAAAAAAaaaaAAND YOU CALL ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BRRREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST…”
…
“CAUSE YEAH I DID SOMETHING BAAAAAAAAAAD BUT WHY’S IT FEEL SO GOOOD?”
…
“NEW TO TOWN WITH A MADE UP NAME IN THE ANGEL’S CITY CHASIN FORTUNE AND FAME…”
“CAUSE DARLING I’M A NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM!”
…
“I DON’T TRUST NOBODY AND NOBODY TRUSTS ME, I’LL BE THE ACTRESS STARRING IN YOUR BAAAAAD DREAMSS”
…
“CAUSE BABY I COULD BUILD A CASTLEEEE OUT OF ALL THE BRICKS THEY THREW AT MEEEeeeEEE AND EVERY DAY IS LIKE A BATTLE BUT EVERY NIGHT WITH US IS LIKE A DREEEEAAAM BABY WE’RE THE NEW ROMANTICS, COME ON COME ALONG WITH ME…”
“Are you sure about this Val?”
“Yeah I’m sure! Emily won’t mind if we break the window just to get inside of our own house because we forgot the keys!”
“Ok! Ready… Aim..”
“FIRE!
“I GUESS I’LL JUST STUMBLE ON HOME TO MY CATS…ALONE!”
Kit ran up to the next window, furiously pounding on it with her tennis racket, “BREAK BREAK BREAK WINDOW!”
“AND THE HATER’S GONNA HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAATE,”
“Are you sure I shouldn’t put my bowling ball though?”
“BREAK BREAK BREAK WINDOW!”
“CAUSE I’VE SEEN SPARKS FLYYY WHENEVER YOUUU SMILE,”
“Uhhh, Nora?”
“I’m just kind of having a chrisis right now! I dissed Taylor Swift! I dissed the woman that comes to my concerts all the time! I straight up burned her like.. Harry Styles or Calvin Harris or..” she was battling tears and whispered ominously, “Kim Kardashian and KANYE WEST!”
She sank to the floor in shame, “Uh… sorry about that! Hey do you know if anyone had actually, ya know, tried the door handle?”
Nora was top busy sobbing to reply.
Paisley twisted the handle a few times, until finally…
“See ya Nora! I’m gonna go listen to some Taylor Swift With Molly! Look what you made me do, I guess!”
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GUYS this photostory was sooo much fun to make! If you see this chat with me down here!
So I had a lot of fun doing the doll’s makeup and all that too! They’re all so adorable with their eyeliner eeek!! I’m mostly proud of the window effect too! I printed out pictures of a window view of my doll house and glued it to white paper with window panes too! Then I taped it to the side of my house, where this was shot. The door also took me FOREVER lol.
Hey, and if you knew all the Taylor Swift songs in this post, you can be my best friend. xD
ALSO NEWS ALERT: the dollhouse is currently in storage and it looks so empty in my room! I’m getting new flooring so everything will be postponed until I get my dollhouse back
EVEN BETTER NEWS: I may or may not be modeling my dollhouse after Laurdiy’s apartment and Alisha’s house…. 😉
~sam
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Ok, I loved this post! It was so much fun to read❤️ The doors and windows look amazing! The outfits and makeup look great too. This story was so funny and I LOVE the ending. 😂😂 I don’t know all of the songs but All to Well and The Lucky One were my favorites. Oooh, that sounds really cool about your dollhouse!
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Lol!!!!! Great to know next time I get locked out!
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HAHAHAHA! I can’t stop laughing! You’re so creative! Fabulous job!😀💕
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THIS IS HILARIOUS! What kind of flooring are you getting? Random, I know…. 😂
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THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!! Nice job!!!
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Haha! This must have taken a lot of hard work!
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Oh my gosh Paisley’s going to have quite the surprise when she goes into Molly’s room 😮 😂 You did such an awesome job on this! The door and windows looked amazing! Aw man it stinks that you had to take your dollhouse down, but it’s also super fun to reset it all up and rearrange things. I can’t wait to see it when it’s done!
-Katie 🙂
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Wow, I’m trying to imagine Lindsey getting locked out of her house in Alaska . . .
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you mean nobody tried the door? whenever me and my family get locked out of something we allllll have to try it and confirm that it IS locked…. XD
Most crazily, ~Olive
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OLIVE. GARDEN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH’!!!!!!!!!
I AM OBSESSED. I COULD DEFINITELY LIVE OFF OF BREADSTICKS.
UGH SAMANTHA NOW I WANT BREADSTICKS. AHHHHHH
AND BWAHAHAHAAAA CRAZY CHILDREN. HOW DARE YOU RESORT TO BREAKING WINDOWS!!!? XDDDDD
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Oh my goshhhhh, I love this! But, excuse me, Olive Garden is MINE. Molly is literally me singing Taylor Swift tho…. the doll’s makeup looks gorgeous!! In fact, so gorgeous that I can’t say anything to their face.
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A very interesting and unique photo story. Everyone looked great.
I have one tiny nit picky item to mention, the bowling ball would be too heavy for a back pack unless it was a special one for bowlers and then a tennis racket wouldn’t fit. I’m sorry, I tend to look at those kinds of details.
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Great story! And I love Olive Garden, by the way.
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